Close your eyes. Wait—keep reading. Imagine yourself on a warm, sandy beach with crystal blue waters. Are you
Jimmy Buffet is
Be honest with yourself. How likely are you to forget to buy duty-free liquor at the airport?
My feelings about speedos are
When I’m not at the beach
When I go on vacation I’m going where
I tend to take vacations
Hotel breakfasts should always be
The last time I stole something I was
If I die on vacation, it will be because