What kind of Tramp Stamp are you?

Penthouse

Hustler

Playboy

Mandate

Video Boy

Alive

In prison

Resting in peace

An asshole

My hero

Yes

No

Actually, I order the Impossible burger

I order it still breathing

Not that you asked, but I hunt and kill it myself.

My dad.

My bartender.

My first two colleges.

My best friend whose boyfriend I maybe dated.

Laura, after I tried to recruit her for a multi-level marketing scheme.

Centaur

Mermaid

Unicorn

Cheshire Cat

Vampire

I love the dresses and the crowns (and the unimaginable wealth and power).

I was forced to watch by someone who, up to the point that they made me watch the royal wedding, I loved.

I was already awake at 5AM for reasons I will not disclose.

Hats!

I have not nor will I ever watch a royal wedding under any circumstances.

I hope no one finds out about that thing I did one, two, or possibly ten times.

I’ll know I gave it my all.

I can’t wait to see what’s on the other side.

I can't wait to ask God why He let Pete Davidson date Ariana Grande.

I hope someone finds out about that thing I did ten times.

Pride cometh before the fall.

Bros cometh before the hos.

You should always do sober what you said you’d do drunk--that'll teach ya!

Sex without love is meaningless, and what’s so wrong with that?

Nothing is permanent, except for this tattoo.

Crossfit.

Yoga.

Picking up lattes and putting them down.

Picking up beers and putting them down.

If I can’t pick sex, then I pick my pole dancing class.

I was raptured and you weren’t.

I was kidnapped or killed by a member of the Russian mafia.

I blocked you because I am working on myself.

All I know is I woke up in Tijuana with 3 of my cousins.

I am back with my ex-girlfriend and I can never speak to you again.

What kind of Tramp Stamp are you?

When it comes to vintage porn, I’m all about

My dad is ______.

Do you order your red meat well done?

Who kicked you out and never let you back in?

If I could be any mythical creature, I would be a

How you feel about royal weddings in the last 10 years:

When I die

My cliché but deeply held belief is that

My workout of choice is

If I ever disappear, it’s because