What popular Cocktail would you be?

Don Draper

Carrie Bradshaw

James Bond

Jimmy Buffett

Strong, eerily quiet, ice-fishing type.

On vacation.

At the top of your class without even trying.

Fully dedicated—which isn’t hard, because your work is very interesting.

The creative type.

Punctual, regimented, and uninterested in watercooler chit chat.

Taking an unintentional break, but hope to have unintentional sex with a stranger before too long.

Telling everyone about it, in detail.

Usually doing it with really, really hot people who are trying to kill you.

Doing it with everyone you shouldn’t have sex with them.

Way, way kinkier than anyone around you would think.

Looking for “the one,” and loving yourself too much to settle.

Not likely to make it longer than six weeks.

Pretty much cursed, but the sex is fantastic.

Very sentimental, with too many people, sometimes overlapping.

A closeted hopeless romantic.

A speedboat.

The sailboat you moved into after divorcing your second wife.

The houseboat you moved into after divorcing your third wife.

A yacht, on its way to Belize, probably not yours, and who cares!

At the bottom of the ocean.

A bad habit

An excellent preparation for a variety of fish, meats, and poultry

Really, really cool

This gun I am about to dispose of

For weed

You can never have enough, because you drink so much it barely works.

Pretty healthy—you love to throw a couple back with friends, but it doesn’t rule your life.

Refined. You don’t overdo it, but you have a signature drink.

It’s an essential part of your chill vibe.

You drink like it’s your job: with a straight face, in a nice outfit, and sometimes you do it through your lunchbreak.

You can throw in a blender and share with a crowd. Or yourself.

Looks cute and doesn’t taste too strong.

Exists.

Makes you feel like your dad is proud of you.

Goes down smooth, looks cool, and any bartender can make it.

A self-help book

A romance

A mystery

Not a book

Something sad and probably Russian

Society’s.

My ex’s.

My enemy’s.

No one’s, this is just the way things are.

It’s my own damn fault.

What popular Cocktail would you be?

Are you a

When it comes to work, you are

When it comes to sex, you are

When it comes to love, you are

If boats were a spirit animal, what would yours be?

Smoking is:

Your attitude towards alcohol is

You prefer a drink that

When it comes to books, you’d rather read

Whose fault is it?