What sexy Greek God are you?

Bringing sexy back.

Bringing the party.

The fight that broke out at the party.

Planning the party.

Changing the playlist without asking the host, because mine is better.

Do whatever you want, so long as you don’t get caught.

Love is the only thing that really matters.

Do whatever it takes to win, and don’t apologize.

Moderation is essential to happiness and harmony in our lives.

Nothing is more valuable than a clear mind and a solid plan.

Group sex

Coming?

Gay stuff

Your girl

Lesbian stuff

I’m kind of a know-it-all.

Some people believe that I party a little too hard, which is nonsense.

I set an impossible standard for other people to live up to, which is actually their problem.

I’m never single, and I’m never in a couple for very long.

Two things: I will pick a fight with you, and I will steal your girl.

That they legalize weed as soon as possible.

My right to own guns, plural.

That we elect organized, objective, intelligent leaders.

That we protect the rule of law.

That we protect the right to love and marry whomever we choose.

Expects way too much of me.

Made me in his image: an alcoholic.

Will beat up your dad and has the military record to prove it.

Was pretty much a sperm donor, but it’s all good.

Was awesome, taught me everything, and no one is as smart as him except for me.

Boob guy

Butt guy

Dick guy

Lesbian guy

Anything goes guy

Not like the other girls

A queen

A princess

A bad bitch

A successful, independent woman

Spirituality is for the weak

I think morality is more important than religion

It’s all about love

A belief system that you didn’t just make up on the fly is important but rare these days

I am on mushrooms right now!

Good hair is really important.

Life is about having fun and having sex.

My trophies will be buried with my body.

I’m hot and I get stuff for free and it’s awesome.

You’re boring me, and I read The New Yorker.

What sexy Greek God are you?

I’m mostly responsible for

My basic philosophy is

Sexually speaking, I’m most interested in

The problem with me is

My biggest concern as a voter is

My dad

I’m a

I’m

Spiritually speaking

I’m not shallow but